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[whatofthewarts]

Irene Adler had many homes, and many more hiding places, but months after her death Sherlock was certain he'd found at least half those in the country. She had her many stolen jewels tucked away all over the apartment, and it took him the better part of the afternoon to dig them all out of their hidey holes. When he had them in his pockets, he went searching for someone else entirely.

Although they had their obvious differences, given their different environments, Sherlock found it was remarkably easy to track himself down.

"Making headway, I presume?"

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[whatofthewarts]

Ah...yes, of course. He feels a jolt when he realizes that he hadn't thought of what trouble that would cause, at all. (And he tries to remember the last time he did this, but the simple fact is he's never lain with a man. Nor has he had oral sex, from anyone, ever.)

But between the two of them they must have the booksmarts of more than half the population. And so he does know one thing.

"Whatever we decide, we will need lubrication of some sort."

Whether they use hands, or...go another route...

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

"I don't know that I have anything."

He almost whispers, voice hoarse with desire.

"I've never-"

[whatofthewarts]

"Unfortunately, neither have I."

And he's certainly not going to leave to find something. He settles on the very hard floor, confident again.

"We will get creative."

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

He draws his knees up to his chest, less so.

"I don't like that much pain."

He does, but he doesn't really know it.

[whatofthewarts]

"The beauty of being a living creature is that you have a number of ways of telling me when 'that' much is 'too' much."

The floor is cold, and it makes it very difficult to stay aroused.

"Lie back. I wish to test a theory."

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

"You'll listen?"

Sprawling out for him, apparently unperturbed by the cold. It hurts a little, which honestly helps.

[whatofthewarts]

"Most certainly."

For this.

He gets up briefly and looks around until he finds a common emollient jelly, used sometimes to help in removing rings or washers in plumbing. He puts a little in the palm of his hand, and begins stroking Sherlock's length firmly. He doesn't build up to anything--just immediately goes as fiercely as he had with everything else.

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

He cries out in response, surging under him, as sensitive to this as he has been to everything else, instantly harder under his touch.

[whatofthewarts]

He keeps it up, although the pace he's going has his arm burning before long. And Holmes is not a man who could be considered out of shape.

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

He screams, arches, and comes hard, dotting his chest, his throat, with white.

[whatofthewarts]

"As I thought. Vegetable emollient works perfect well as this sort of lubricant."

For anything more strenuous, he's...really not sure.

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

"Do you want me to roll over?"

He offers, trembling, trying to do so.

[whatofthewarts]

He helps, this time with a hand instead of his foot. He takes a second to consider how much to use, how to apply it.

"Remember, breathe."

It's always good advice.

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

"It's fine."

Up onto his hands and knees, head lifting. Posture disciplined.

[whatofthewarts]

"I thought you said you had never done this before."

Admiring, touching him. He won't keep him waiting long; he's decided to slick Sherlock, then himself.

He has to estimate how much to use, and though he feels he's using this side of too much, it's not going to be as slick as he thinks.

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

"I've never. But I got off on having the bones in one foot broken, once. I'll be fine."

Lowering his head, a touch.

[whatofthewarts]

"Oh."

Holmes can handle a good deal of pain, himself, and he thoroughly enjoys fighting for money. But getting off on it the way Sherlock implies...that's another thing entirely. It appeals to him, as someone who likes to be the one pushing the buttons.

When they're both slicked, he presses into him. He's not slow or careful, but the sheer tightness makes him halt and shudder almost as much as if he'd been conscientious.

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

It hurts. It really, really hurts and his head hands down between his shoulders, legs parting as though he can widen the stance of his hips and make room for him, forcing himself to breathe throughout, to feel to dry drag against him.

"Is there more of the-?"

Whisper soft.

[whatofthewarts]

"Yes- excellent."

He pulls all the way out, and this time uses so much of it that he's sure most people would find it comical.

"All right...one more attempt."

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

He nods, sinking down further, cheek hitting the stone floor again- a momentary, masochistic little means of grounding himself, fighting away terror and coming back to sensation. It also arches him obscenely.

[whatofthewarts]

He slides into him much more easily this time, and Holmes momentarily finds himself wondering what the exact requirements for lube are.

But then everything is tight, and primal.

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

He keens for him, pushing up onto his arms, panting desperately for breath.

Feels good.

[whatofthewarts]

"Most- delightful sounds."

It's barely even a sentence, but oh how he means it. He centers his weight, checks Sherlock over very quickly, and starts seeing how he can move.

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

Each thrust fucks another little noise out of him, like he's screaming silently, but the compression of each thrust forces a bit of air out of the twist in his throat. It's agonizing, and perfect.

[whatofthewarts]

It takes a while for him to find his rhythm. Irene would have been yelling at him by now, but he does find it, and he is brutal and steady as a drum when he does.